Duke Nukem's Wisdom

"Damn"
During matches of Mario Golf: Super Rush - Jon had snuck in a little clip of Duke sliding on screen to speak "Damn" whenever someone would get a hole in one or do something awesome.

The Wisdom is Shared
On May 21st, 2022 Jon officially debuted the "Wisdom of Duke Nukem". A user can spend 30,000 channel points every two hours to request the wisdom of Duke. This will call one of numerous clips of Duke appearing on screen with their guitar riff from the song Grabbag. Duke will dispense some wisdom, and then retreat following the same riff.

Over time Duke would not be the only one to give wisdom upon the point redemption. Duke may be joined with others or even replaced by characters such as Gabby Jay, Furret walking, Smithers and Mr. Burns from the Simpsons, Dickson from Xenoblade Chronicles, or even Cooking Mama.

"DUKE_OF_WISDOM_MACHINE_FAILED" ERROR
If you get this error on your Duke Of Wisdom Machine please try the fallowing


 * Tell it "Damm"
 * Punch it
 * Kick it
 * Shoot it with alien weaponry

If none of these work please contact customer service

This joke was from the VOD Game Clearing: Metroid Prime 2: Echoes (Part 2) with this wisdom from duke https://youtu.be/c43YnoCwETg?si=OTOhN92ZHKrcfhga&t=7307