Sun Jon

Legend tells that the sun is another alt-Jon, and one with godlike power at that. For the most part, Sun Jon lies dormant, content to simply warm the planet that St. Jonsabooru and the BVA call home. However, in the direst of times, when the greatest of threats emerge, the sun will awaken and transform into a humanoid of cosmic proportions, and punch said greatest of threats in the face.

The existence of this alt-Jon has yet to be verified; in fact, there are those who doubt that it's true at all, seeing as the main source of the legend was written by a scholar who was quite obviously drunk at the time...